writtenhomestuckrequests:

fivetier:

thesufferingmartyr:

rebelliousleader:

centaurschesticle:

poop-things:

because

omg perfect

((  Disciple and Karkat KHSGSJKLGTDH EEE CUTIES

Nepeta and Suffi - d’awwwwwww  ))

Can we get some fanfic up in here this shit is cute as hell

She didn’t know who he was, only that he looked so absolutely purrfect to her.  He noticed her gaze and walked up to her slowly.  She started, her face turning olive, her hands covering her mouth as he smiled gently at her.  He came up and grabbed one of her hands and shook it warmly.

“Hello, Kitten,” he said in a pawsitively gorgeous baritone voice.

Her blush deepened, spreading across her face to her ears.  She moved the hand he wasn’t holding and stuttered out a hello at him, not able to quit smiling at him.  His smile widened at her and she blurted out, “I’m sorry sir, but, who are you?”

He pat her head with his free hand and said, “Some one who cares about you,” gently as his own cherry red blush crept across his face.

She giggled again, gazing into his red eyes.

Meanwhile, Karkat didn’t know where he was, but he honeslty didn’t give a fuck.  All he knew was he wanted to get out of where ever here was.  He walked along and thought he heard a rustling.  He turned around quickly, but didn’t see anything.  With a small swear under his breath, he turned back around and continued on his path.

And almost ran into the crouching right in his face.

He jumped back, already yelling at her, even though she was a full grown troll.  He paused as he looked at her, noticing a strong resemblance to someone he knew.  But before he could as, the troll blushed a light olive color across her cheeks and threw her arms around him with a small squeal of glee.

“AC is SO pawsitively happy to see you!”

“Who the fuck are you?!” he yelled as he tried to push the strong older troll off him, his face flushing a bright red.

“I’m you’re best furrend!” she said happily.

Karkat, after pushing on her a few times, realizes he can’t push her off and simply lets her smoosh the side of her face into his.  His face blushes an even brighter red from his neck to his hairline, but he can’t deny, deep down, how nice this feels.

Someone asked, and of course, I decided to deliver! XD

*cackles*

revvupthosefryers:

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HAIR JESUS CHRIST DO YOU WANT TO BORROW SOME SCISSORS OR A BRUSH JESUS AT LEAST DARKLEER PUT HIS LONG ASS SHIT IN A PONY TAIL BOY CONTROL YO WEAVE

suchirolle:

crazeace:

meganeronan:

somethingpsychotic:

propaedeuticist:

Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.

we are now witnessing nature’s middle finger

i like the double rainbow in the top picture

Aaah, the beauty and terror of nature at sync.

Thor and John are messing with their hammers again…

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

speedofdarkness:

cardinaldanger:

hylianrudolf:

chamctc:

shortshit:

melissamend:

nigglex:

-ihopeyourehappy:

obdormio:

Press PLAY.

INSTANT REBLOG

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

If you don’t reblog…

I just smiled instantly. First note. Smiled.

All my feelings. ALL OF THEM.

i think our entire generation gets chills when they hear this

redballooncomics:

2xknifekind:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

mrpondismypatronus:

deduce-me-e:

gomenne:

girlthrualookingglass:

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

ALL THE SLOW CLAPS GO TO YOU

god bless this man.

BRAVO, GOOD MAN.

This is the type of guy I aspire to be.

jarasmod:

I SAW “BIBLICAL” AND THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE MAD BUT THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

candidcynic:

Hello!

Anyone who’s interested in Homestuck fanfiction should really check out Written Homestuck Requests!

Seriously.

She’s writing a long JadeDave Medievalstuck right now as well as short fics, smutty and fluffy alike, in between chapters. I tagged all the pairings currently in the fire according to the to-do list.

Hi!! :D

And, oh wow, thanks for the publicity! :O

Did you get my last answer for your last ask?

heyitspj:

Good

statim:

jesus-o-tier:

hungarysovaries:

John and Dave play SBURB

omg

lol I haven’t seen this on my dash in a while. XD

Yay!

It’s back on my dash! :D